I believe that you would have to do it better than anyone else and be recognized as a master in that skill. There would likely need to be competitions and a review or judge panel. Just because you can do something doesn't make it admirable or unique. I suggest you start by writing to body that is recognized for their work in this field and ask that they draw up guidelines by which you can practice and improve your routine.

 

Don't forget performance reviews.

 

I once worked at a place with a porta potty and they stole our tp 🧻. The next day we found a bmx in the toilet 😂. I don’t want to know who took the bike out

 

 

Years ago I started a mfg business that was growing. I rented a 10,000 sq ft space in a building with a bigger mfg business next door. They had about 35 employees. There was one men's washroom that we shared. Every time I went into it, there was always at least one employee taking crap on one of the 3 or 4 toilets. I started to do the math, and realized there was a ratio of crap to employees. Meaning at some point, as an employer, you will collectively pay someone to shit all day. If you grow bigger, you will pay two people to shit all day and so on. Not only do you pay someone to shit all day, but you also pay their benefits, holiday pay, and even Christmas bonus.

 

Ah, so you see my point!

 

I think that the shitting would have to be in your job description to make you a professional.

 

But if you're getting paid, isn't that all that counts?

 

What if you accidentally shit at work?

(... asking for a friend.)

 

What if you accidentally shit at work?

(... asking for a friend.)

I was thinking the same thing. I've always been intentional in mine. I'd hope that unintentional wouldn't happen until I was in a retirement home.

 

I've had food poisoning the last two days. If it had hit at work, I'd be CEO by now.

 

Chief Excrement Officer ??

 

Is it in the job description, collective agreement, or workplace policy? Was it in the job posting? Do you have shit for brains or are you just faking it? Does your shit stink? Do you give a shit or are you selling it by the pound?

Are taking a shit and giving a shit different things?

 

One of my co-workers takes a shit every day like clockwork between 8:00am and 8:30am, for years now - I'm amazed at his regularity. His own bathroom at home is unused for the heavy duty stuff.

 

I am not sure you are a pro, if you make the mess that someone at my work does. A pro, I think would be less traceable.

 

and I guess , if ya flush , you're a shit disturber .

as for deadwood, a lateral transfer to another dept full of dead wood with a dead end project, "new company logo and mission statement" .
then that dept is made redundant as the project rolls to a close and the whole lot is let go with severance.
HR can't do a thing .

 

I have heard of guys propositioning women to drop deuces on them.
I guess they would be professional poopers?

 

Singer urinates on fan’s face at concert

According to Jorge Velasco at the Daily Caller, A singer for the cover band Brass Against is under fire after urinating on a fan’s face during their set at a music festival Thursday evening. “Get my m

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I didn't think it was possible for this thread to go downhill from where it started.

 

never say things can't get worse