[davetcan]

Just saw 2 armed police officers walk by my house on the other side of the street. No sign of a car, no sirens, nothing. By "armed" I mean assault rifles.

 

[Hamstrung]

Maybe call the police and make sure they're actually cops.

 

[greco]

Wonder whasup!!

 

[greco]

Maybe call the police and make sure they're actually cops.

If they are cops...Ask "Whasup?" while you are on the phone with them.

Then get back to us right away.

I don't deal well with suspense.

 

[butterknucket]

Do you know of anything that could be going on in the area?

 

[jdto]

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do?

 

[davetcan]

Do you know of anything that could be going on in the area?

Nope. Probably a stray dog or something.

 

[greco]

Nope. Probably a stray dog or something.

Be careful if you go out...the dog might be disguised as a cop

 

[butterknucket]

 

[vadsy]

this is probably the time to start panicking


...wildly

 

[vadsy]

Nope. Probably a stray dog or something.

are they hunting it?

 

[BSTheTech]

Probably a warrant execution on one of your neighbours, or you, might want to delete your browser history just in case%h(*&

 

[vadsy]

its probably the russians or the queen coming to take her land back and find a new bra supplier

where is Chuck Norris when we need him most?

 

[davetcan]

Probably a warrant execution on one of your neighbours, or you, might want to delete your browser history just in case%h(*&

Searching IE for porn as we speak

 

[davetcan]

this is probably the time to start panicking


...wildly

You mean I probably shouldn't have gone out to take a look around ?

 

[vadsy]

You mean I probably shouldn't have gone out to take a look around ?

not at all, I would encourage it!!1!
see if you can get involved even, ask them if they need a hand and tell them you took several karate classes when you were younger (it doesn't even have to be true) so you are very confident handling yourself against any threat (even the queen)
they'll appreciate the effort from a citizen

 

[capnjim]

I think you should run outside naked and shake your willy at them.

 

[davetcan]

not at all, I would encourage it!!1!
see if you can get involved even, ask them if they need a hand and tell them you took several karate classes when you were younger (it doesn't even have to be true) so you are very confident handling yourself against any threat (even the queen)
they'll appreciate the effort from a citizen

Well it was many more than "several" but alas in my case "younger" was about 35 years ago, LOL.

I was thinking of running out there with my katana, dressed all in black, including my Guitars Canada hoodie, but by the time i got it all together they'd disappeared :-(

 

[vadsy]

Well it was many more than "several" but alas in my case "younger" was about 35 years ago, LOL.

I was thinking of running out there with my katana, dressed all in black, including my Guitars Canada hoodie, but by the time i got it all together they'd disappeared :-(

typical cops, never around when you need them

excellent choice on the hardware, katana is a great sword, worked well for the Highlander

 

[Guitar101]

I've heard Stormy Daniels may be in the Ottawa area. That could be Trump's security guards.