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1. Part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. Totally take back all those times ya didn't want to nap when you was young.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the h*!% are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. Pretty sure we know how to get out of our neighborhood.

8. Remember the last time you weren't at least kind of tired?

9. Bad decisions make good stories.

10. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you just know that you aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

11. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after BluRay? Don't want to have to restart the damn collection . . . again!

12. Always slightly terrified when yaexit out of Word and it asks me if ya want to save any changes to the ten-page technical report that ya swear ya did not make any changes to.

13. Think the freezer deserves a light as well?

14. Havin' a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

15. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

16. Just love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

17. Hate it when ya look down at your watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

18. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
 

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5. How the h*!% are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
Has alluded me forever. I don't even care anymore. So they're wrinkled. Who gives a tinker's fuzz?


11. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after BluRay? Don't want to have to restart the damn collection . . . again!
Don't care about the next physical format, I just hope they keep building players for another couple of decades so my current investment isn't stranded.

15. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
After the 3rd 'what?', I just hang up or walk away if they've made no movement towards resolving the problem. So 2 chances and I'm out. I just hope it isn't that bomb disposal tech telling me to run for my life, I guess.


I'd add one more:

19. Hate getting to the bottom of the stairs only to forget why I went down there. Go back upstairs and the reason is sitting right in front of me. Back downstairs and "why am I here ....... ??". Rinse, repeat. I could classify it as exercise, I guess.
 
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I'd add one more:

19. Hate getting to the bottom of the stairs only to forget why I went down there. Go back upstairs and the reason is sitting right in front of me. Back downstairs and "why am I here ....... ??". Rinse, repeat. I could classify it as exercise, I guess.
Or,

20. Never trust a fart after a night of drinkin' LOL.
 

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I especially liked #11, 12, 14 & 16.
 
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2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

I've yet to experience this. Pretty sure my wife would not agree though.
 
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