The official GC “WTF @ Kijiji” thread

I was considering offering him a dollar.... cuz that's what he's asking.

Two fifty for a highball, a buck and a half for a GT-275.

dmc69 said:

I posted my LP studio for 1000. He offered me some beats headphones, an ipad, and a TV. Obviously, a big no. Then his cash offer. I should have screenshotted the part where he offers beats.

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I would tell him to try buying a guitar worth $350.00, not $1000.00 and then block his emails so he wouldn't bother me again.

When people do that to me, I tell them, sure, give me a call. I then give them the number of a strip joint and tell them to ask for Gino. It works, and I can string people on for several e-mails. I should keep some of them and post them. They are pretty funny.

Please do!

If you want some craziness and pranks to online ads.....funny page.

E-mails from an Asshole

I'm not a fan of the Prank stuff myself. I was trying to sell a TV on kijiji and some dickwad led me to believe he was interested. Turned down a couple of other people that were interested. Wasn't too happy about it. Are you sure the Gibby ad was responded to without a Prank intention?

dmc69 said:

I posted my LP studio for 1000. He offered me some beats headphones, an ipad, and a TV. Obviously, a big no.

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I've dealt with those exact same offers. Obviously the same idiot.

Steadfastly said:

I would tell him to try buying a guitar worth $350.00, not $1000.00 and then block his emails so he wouldn't bother me again.

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I either tell them I will take their offer as a deposit until they can come up with the rest of the money, or I come back with a price higher than my original asking price. If they get bitchy about it I just say "well you're the one who decided to start negotiating".

I have my 3000$ 1959 Junior listed. If you offer me a 300$ guitar in trade, I'm gonna mess with you.

colchar said:

I've dealt with those exact same offers. Obviously the same idiot.

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was thy guy's name Alex?

capnjim said:

I have my 3000$ 1959 Junior listed. If you offer me a 300$ guitar in trade, I'm gonna mess with you.

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Would you take pedals in trade?

dmc69 said:

was thy guy's name Alex?

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I can't remember. But every time I told him no he came back with other moronic trade offers. And it took 2-3 weeks for the guitar to sell, during which time I renewed the ad a couple of times. Each time I did he started from scratch again.

colchar said:

Would you take pedals in trade?

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I would take one of every boss pedal ever made from every year in trade. Is that reasonable?

capnjim said:

I would take one of every boss pedal ever made from every year in trade. Is that reasonable?

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No, but I've got some Digitech pedals to offer. The Digitech Death Metal pedal will get you the brutal tonez and is a fair trade.

or a line 6 tonecore, behringer v-amp, dano d-1.

What drives me crazy is people who repost the same ad day after day. I have alerts set up so I get the same items everyday.

Guncho said:

What drives me crazy is people who repost the same ad day after day. I have alerts set up so I get the same items everyday.

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There is a guy here on the east coast who has been reposting the same ad for over a year. It's exactly the same at the same inflated price. You would think by now he would realize he is way out in left field with his pricing.