The official GC “WTF @ Kijiji” thread

Here is another one who thinks that a signature adds value to a guitar:

A signed Fender Stratocaster Guitar | guitars | Oshawa / Durham Region | Kijiji

colchar said:

Here is another one who thinks that a signature adds value to a guitar:

A signed Fender Stratocaster Guitar | guitars | Oshawa / Durham Region | Kijiji

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I'd want a discount because someone wrote on it

I was in a store in Vegas that sold guitars that had been signed by famous musicians. I was looking at a Strat signed by a bunch of people and a salesman walks up to me. He says "That guitar was signed the night SRV died!". I said "That's hard to believe as the serial number identifies this as a 2007 Mexican strat.". He just looked at me and walked away.

Do you like electric guitar? Do you like particle board? If so, maybe this is for you:
ATTENTION GUITAR ENTHUSIASTS - GUITAR MAKING PROJECT | guitars | Ottawa | Kijiji

Lord-Humongous said:

Do you like electric guitar? Do you like particle board? If so, maybe this is for you:
ATTENTION GUITAR ENTHUSIASTS - GUITAR MAKING PROJECT | guitars | Ottawa | Kijiji

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That's a good one! I'm thinking of trying the same thing, just with a pic of a live tree.
"Large piece of wood that could be shaped/crafted into an electric guitar. You choose the shape/colour/etc....."

Not Kijiji, but the Acoustic Guitar Forum. So many buzz words for a MIM Partscaster. The dude is either a really really bad used car salesman or clueless. He at one point thought the lefty neck was original to the guitar and thinks all lefty necks are CBS style headstocks. ONLY $695USD guys! Get on it guyzzzz.

For Sale: FENDER STRATOCASTER - PRE-65 SMALL HEADSTOCK LEFTY NECK- 2005 Maroon Red. $695 - The Acoustic Guitar Forum

Wanted: free pizza or any food please.

I been eating white rice for 3 days and ran out, and have absolutely no money for food at the moment,
if someone can buy me a large pizza that can last me a few days from your card/pocket/ that would be
nice, i dont mind any toppings of your choice, or better yet if you have any food ingredients you want
to deliver that would be very kind, please message me if you can save the day.

if you want to make a deal and buy me food or make some for me and would like to be paid for it I can
pay you at the end of the month surely the price of the meal and 20$ for helping me thanks

That's kind of sad.

I'm almost inclined to order the guy a pizza. I mean if you are desperate enough to beg for food.

Unless he's in a library, he's begging on his cellphone or computer via his at least $50/month telecom connection. Perhaps his priorities are a little confused?

High/Deaf said:

Unless he's in a library, he's begging on his cellphone or computer via his at least $50/month telecom connection. Perhaps his priorities are a little confused?

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Could be a lot of things that lead to the situation. Probably some poor planning and organization, to be sure. I know I've had situations not unlike that in the past during younger and less wise times in my life.

I thought that was why we have food banks, or are there special requirements you have to meet to use one? I've never had to use one so I'm ignorant on how they work

dmc69 said:

Not Kijiji, but the Acoustic Guitar Forum. So many buzz words for a MIM Partscaster. The dude is either a really really bad used car salesman or clueless. He at one point thought the lefty neck was original to the guitar and thinks all lefty necks are CBS style headstocks. ONLY $695USD guys! Get on it guyzzzz.

For Sale: FENDER STRATOCASTER - PRE-65 SMALL HEADSTOCK LEFTY NECK- 2005 Maroon Red. $695 - The Acoustic Guitar Forum

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I replied. I couldn't help myself.

colchar said:

I replied. I couldn't help myself.

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^)@#

Seems like the guys on that forum are even more polite than we are, not even calling the dude out for his blatant bullshit.

If it wasn't for this thread, I'd...

Fender Squire Affinity Strat - with upgrades | guitars | Ottawa | Kijiji

Lord-Humongous said:

If it wasn't for this thread, I'd...

Fender Squire Affinity Strat - with upgrades | guitars | Ottawa | Kijiji

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What a monumental moron.

Looking for a guitar to smash

Hey. My son want to smash a guitar for his birthday.
Before you freak out, he'll have hockey gear on, eye protection, hard hat, saftey boots, crystals in his pockets and I will clear an area 50m x 50m.
He's been talking about it for a year. Anyone have a free or super cheap, dead (no hope of revival) guitar?
Thanks
Rock and Roll Papa

Ottawa has been a real hotbed of idiocy lately and it's manifesting itself on Kijiji in the musical instruments section. I think it's because we had a big thaw and they had to close the canal for skating early.