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SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READ:

We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.

A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:
“Blind man driving.”

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels.”

On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.”

On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed.”

On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts”

In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push! Push! Push!”

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait.”

At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank Heaven for little grills.”

In a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak.”

And the best one for last…;
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
 

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Years ago, I passed by a hardware store in Cartierville at the north end of Montreal, that was advertising lawn mowers. It was a fairly large store, and they had received a sort of banner-sign from the mower manufacturers to hang up. The sign extended over several big picture windows at the front of the store, including the dividers between the picture windows. From the inside, the sign read "The new Toro lawn mowers...they're shiftless!", referring to their automatic transmission. Unfortuntely, and unwittingly, the divider between windows covered up the 'f' in shiftless, such that the sign read a little differently from outside than the inside of the store. I drew this to their attention, and I gather they fixed the problem.
 

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Years ago, I passed by a hardware store in Cartierville at the north end of Montreal, that was advertising lawn mowers. It was a fairly large store, and they had received a sort of banner-sign from the mower manufacturers to hang up. The sign extended over several big picture windows at the front of the store, including the dividers between the picture windows. From the inside, the sign read "The new Toro lawn mowers...they're shiftless!", referring to their automatic transmission. Unfortuntely, and unwittingly, the divider between windows covered up the 'f' in shiftless, such that the sign read a little differently from outside than the inside of the store. I drew this to their attention, and I gather they fixed the problem.
Probably got more attention than if it had read 'shiftless' LOL
 
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