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A woman was arrested for beating her husband with his guitars. Officer asked, "First offender?"

"No, first a gibson, then a fender".
 

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What’s a golf clubs favorite type of music?

Swing.
 

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Grip?! Oh yeah, grip.
 

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A doctor insisted on stitching up his own wound. The nurse said, “Suture self.”
 

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Did you hear about the boy scout who started a business fixing broken car horns?

He called it Beep Repaired.
 
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A man bought a wig for $1

It was a small price toupee
 
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