Not sure those are puns--btu they are funny, even if I've heard them before.
They still amuse.
A similar joke I heard by a stand up comedian was about his door bell ringing on a Saturday morning & two guys were at the door-they were Atheists witnesses-he asked them what they wanted, they said, "Nothing"
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