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I knew a woman who owned a taser. Man, was she stunning!
 
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How did Louis XIV feel after completing the Palace of Versailles?
Baroque.
 
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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
 

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How did Louis XIV feel after completing the Palace of Versailles?
Baroque.
wow, thats some Dennis Miller /Kelsey Grammer level shit right there :)

as for puns, i always liked the british expression...."he has more pounds than cents (sense)".
 
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I know a lot of people don't like Dennis Miller because he makes some references over their head or out of their area of expertise/knowledge/experience
But sometimes he can be quite hilarious.
Whether I agree with him or not. (& I do both of those-depending on the topic)
 
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A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
 

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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
That one reminded me of one a jewish guy once told me...he worked as a "moyle"...and would always say "...the pay isnt good, but you get a lot of tips".
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
 
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