I'll get you guys started............
What´s the difference between a lead singer and a terrorist?
A. You can negotiate with a terrorist.
How can you tell when a drummer is at your door?
A. The knock gets faster
. What's the difference between a drummer and a puppy?
A. The puppy will stop whining after a couple of months.
: What do you call a guitar player that only knows two chords?
A: A music critic.
A guy walks into a shop.
"How much is a Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingy and a Gibson StratoBlaster geetar with a Fried Rose tremulo?"
"You're a drummer, aren't you?"
"Yeah. How'd you know?"
"This is a travel agency
What do a guitar solo and premature ejaculation have in common?
A: You know it's coming and there's nothing you can do about it.
What did the drummer say to the singer?
A: Do you want me to count this in too fast or too slow
What´s the difference between a lead singer and a terrorist?
A. You can negotiate with a terrorist.
How can you tell when a drummer is at your door?
A. The knock gets faster
. What's the difference between a drummer and a puppy?
A. The puppy will stop whining after a couple of months.
: What do you call a guitar player that only knows two chords?
A: A music critic.
A guy walks into a shop.
"How much is a Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingy and a Gibson StratoBlaster geetar with a Fried Rose tremulo?"
"You're a drummer, aren't you?"
"Yeah. How'd you know?"
"This is a travel agency
What do a guitar solo and premature ejaculation have in common?
A: You know it's coming and there's nothing you can do about it.
What did the drummer say to the singer?
A: Do you want me to count this in too fast or too slow