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Did you hear about the grade 1 teacher in Scarborough?
Last Monday she came into the class dressed in a Maple Leaf jersey. She
explained to her class of 6 year olds that she was a huge Maple Leaf
fan. She asked them if any of them were Maple Leaf fans. The kids (either
wanting to please the teacher or be like her) raised their hands.
All except one little girl. The teacher asked the little girl if she was
a Maple Leaf fan. The girl said no she was a Habs fan.
The teacher asked her why she was a Habs fan and the little girl
explained that her Mother was a Habs fan and her Father was a Habs fan
so she was a Habs fan. This angered the teacher who said "That is
stupid!
What if your Mother was a Moron and your Father was an Idiot? What would
that make you?"

The little girl answered, "Oh, that would make me a Maple Leaf fan!"
 

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Q: Why will Hamilton never be granted an NHL team?

A: Because if they did, then Toronto would want one too.


In court the judge asked a child, "do you want to live with your mother?"
He replied, "No I don't want to live with her because she beats me!".
The judge then asked, "Do you want to live with your father?"
The boy stated, "No he beats me too."
Finally the judge asked, "where do you want to live?"
The child responded, "I want to live with the Toronto Maple Leafs, they never beat anybody!".
 

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In court the judge asked a child, "do you want to live with your mother?"
He replied, "No I don't want to live with her because she beats me!".
The judge then asked, "Do you want to live with your father?"
The boy stated, "No he beats me too."
Finally the judge asked, "where do you want to live?"
The child responded, "I want to live with the Toronto Maple Leafs, they never beat anybody!".
Haha nice.
 
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