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I have suspected it for many years. I have done many questionable things bordering on severe *******-ism.

I am rebuilding my rotting deck. I went to the local supply store and purchased 25 2x6x12 pressure treated boards.
Brought them home in the wife's '02 CRV. The cargo space is 6 feet long with the seats folded down. Of course, with the seats folded down, that creates a bit of an angle.. That left 6 feet of boards hanging out the back and scraping on the ground. You shoulda seen the look on the kids face who was helping me load it....I heard him mumble something about his boss.
Did I tie them up? Secure the back hatch??? Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! That would consume precious seconds of deck rebuilding!!

80$ to deliver????
Ha!!!! I have a Honda CRV!!!!

After getting home and avoiding the authorities, I unloaded them. It was only after, I thought....damn...I shoulda taken a picture. It was quite funny having these boards sticking out almost as long as the car, scraping the road.

I also once drove almost 50km with a sofa on the roof of an old volvo with my buddy hanging out the window holding onto it as we had no cordage of any type.

So....ya'll got any other ******* stories?
 

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Yesterday I had 4 2x10x10 planks hanging out the arse of my '12 Elantra for a half hour drive home from the hardware store.
 

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I brought some 2 x 4's home in my Hyundai many years ago and had them pushed up onto the dash. They bounced and cracked the windshield from inside.
 
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A young girl brought an approx 6ft 1X2 board back into HD the other day and I heard her say "I need you to cut another 2" off this board, it won't fit into my car".
 

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Threading a piece of 18 ga copper wire in my running shoe. The "shoe lace" was a temp fix for about a month. I just left it loose enough so I could slip my foot into the shoe!

We happened to be up in Redneckville away up north! Far away from any stores .
 

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I have suspected it for many years. I have done many questionable things bordering on severe *******-ism.

I am rebuilding my rotting deck. I went to the local supply store and purchased 25 2x6x12 pressure treated boards.
Brought them home in the wife's '02 CRV. The cargo space is 6 feet long with the seats folded down. Of course, with the seats folded down, that creates a bit of an angle.. That left 6 feet of boards hanging out the back and scraping on the ground. You shoulda seen the look on the kids face who was helping me load it....I heard him mumble something about his boss.
Did I tie them up? Secure the back hatch??? Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! That would consume precious seconds of deck rebuilding!!

80$ to deliver????
Ha!!!! I have a Honda CRV!!!!

After getting home and avoiding the authorities, I unloaded them. It was only after, I thought....damn...I shoulda taken a picture. It was quite funny having these boards sticking out almost as long as the car, scraping the road.

I also once drove almost 50km with a sofa on the roof of an old volvo with my buddy hanging out the window holding onto it as we had no cordage of any type.

So....ya'll got any other ******* stories?
All I have is ******* stories. I'm born and raised hillbilly.
 

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I guess I'm no *******. I drive a pickup truck and ensure everything in the truck bed is tied down and secured. If it's overhanging, I flag it and I don't pack firearms around for fun.
Guys who don't pack their stuff properly and safely should stay home, imo.
 

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I guess I'm no *******. I drive a pickup truck and ensure everything in the truck bed is tied down and secured. If it's overhanging, I flag it and I don't pack firearms around for fun.
Guys who don't pack their stuff properly and safely should stay home, imo.
A pickup is a heck of a lot more ******* than a Honda.

Are you sure you guys aren't confusing ******* for the term 'skids'?

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I have suspected it for many years. I have done many questionable things bordering on severe *******-ism.

I am rebuilding my rotting deck. I went to the local supply store and purchased 25 2x6x12 pressure treated boards.
Brought them home in the wife's '02 CRV. The cargo space is 6 feet long with the seats folded down. Of course, with the seats folded down, that creates a bit of an angle.. That left 6 feet of boards hanging out the back and scraping on the ground. You shoulda seen the look on the kids face who was helping me load it....I heard him mumble something about his boss.
Did I tie them up? Secure the back hatch??? Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! That would consume precious seconds of deck rebuilding!!

80$ to deliver????
Ha!!!! I have a Honda CRV!!!!

After getting home and avoiding the authorities, I unloaded them. It was only after, I thought....damn...I shoulda taken a picture. It was quite funny having these boards sticking out almost as long as the car, scraping the road.

I also once drove almost 50km with a sofa on the roof of an old volvo with my buddy hanging out the window holding onto it as we had no cordage of any type.

So....ya'll got any other ******* stories?
Please tell me you were blasting Max Webster the whole time (ideally Battlescar).
 
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