[david henman]

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that
can store and play music in women's breast implants.

The iBreast will cost $499 or $599 depending on cup size.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always
complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

-dh

 

[nine]

And then they'll run ads with some hot Apple girl smugly poking fun at a homely looking PC girl, thereby alienating the very customers they'd like to attract? :tongue:

And just for the record, I'm totally open to listening to womens breasts. Unfortunately getting that close to them usually results in a slap in the face! :banana:

 

[Lester B. Flat]

Comes with two gigaflops of mammary.

 

[nine]

Comes with two gigaflops of mammary.

:food-smiley-004: This thread is over!

 

[Jeff Flowerday]

Comes with two gigaflops of mammary.

LMFAO

Drool

 

[searchin4signal]

I guess ya gotta plug them into your computer's USB port to recharge too ???
And I hope they come with user replaceable batteries.....so you don't have to send them back to Apple.