I just cant believe the crazy crap that goes on inside thier heads. Irrational! They are really nutcases. I dont know of any man who can really figure it out!
I asked my wife if she could tell me how women think and she said they don't even know each other thinks. A couple of close female friends confirmed this
My father told me.....in his fading Italian accent....
"Boyz are likea the dowgsa...dey wanna nahting....ana theya happi.
Garlz are likea da cats...dey donna know whata da hella dey whan it...mah dey wanna mohr."
Translates to....
Boys are like dogs....they want nothing and they're happy.
Girls are like cats....they don't know what the hell they want...but they want more of it.
Just imagine that being told to you with an Italian accent when you're nine years old.
A pious old man was standing on the California Seashore one day praying.
"You know God I have been a good man all my life and have not asked you for anything but before I die I would like to go to Hawaii. Only I'm afraid to fly and can't swim so could you build a highway bridge to Hawaii so I can drive there."
God heard him and thought for a moment. He appeared to him to answer the man and He responded "I'm sorry I can't do that. It wouldn't be right. Look inside your heart my child. Is there anything simpler that you may want and something you can share with your fellow man perhaps ? Something that may help to bring peace amongst all of mankind."
The old man considered that then said "Well in that case. God could you explain to me how women think?"
God seemed pleased with his request and responded..."Umm...that highway...do you want two lane or four ?"
I've got enough blood to operate my brain and my penis but not both at the same time, so I try not to think of what makes girls function. Instead, I enjoy the ride. So far, my plan has worked.
About 9 years ago I met the one that I will spend the rest of my life with. Never thought that was going to be possible based on previous issues. But, I am a believer now. We do everything together. Some of us boys take a long time to grow up mentally, once we do we see the opposite sex through much clearer eyes.
BUT... that would perpetuate the double standard again, calling our women too delicate to handle some guys chatting about them (like they don't about us :wink: ).
Our gal's might "go Xena" on us with their guitars then
It's called: Why Men Don't Listen and Women Can't Read Maps
While I have the standard, I couldn't bring myself to read it. Maybe it was too trendy at the time. This one is really interesting and funny. Probably much of the same thing without the syrupy relationship angle. Just the facts.
Everyone is so apt to jump down your throat when you're being an old fuddyduddy...but I don't believe I'm the only one that wants to say....
" Nice to see you've lightened up a little and joined in a li'l fun ! "
Yep. This explains it. One fellow mentioned that other women can explain how another think. Well here is the reason. They each tweak their own settings - no way to duplicate.
women are fine, so long as you dont try to understand it when they make a decision that leaves you confused and probably frustrated. go with it.
me, im single. always have been, dunno if that'll change soon or not . i have a few female friends, and from what i gather;
yeah there can be some rough patches, but if they're so terrible... why do most of us wind up married? you take the good with the bad, and when you look back you'll hopefully see more good then bad.
yeah there can be some rough patches, but if they're so terrible... why do most of us wind up married? you take the good with the bad, and when you look back you'll hopefully see more good then bad.
plus I am never really safe from the pms/pmdd urges.....I could be killed at any given moment....just by speaking out loud....lol
help me....
Auger
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