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I thought this would be fun. Me first

"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

Mark Twain
US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 - 1910)
 

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Oh yeah, and that Mark Twain quote is probably my favourite of all time. I struggle with it every single day.
 

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Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

Samuel Johnson 1709~1784
 

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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Frank Sinatra
 

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Well seeing as how this is a Canadian forum here's an appropriate one:

"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy." - Red Green
 

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"My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute."

"May George Bush drink the blood of every man, woman, and child in Iraq!"

"I like to make sexy time!"

"My moustache still tastes of your testes!"

"Her vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard's robe."


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0443453/quotes
 
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