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I thought this would be fun. Me first

"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."

Mark Twain
US humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 - 1910)
 

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Well seeing as how this is a Canadian forum here's an appropriate one:

"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy." - Red Green
 

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"My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute."

"May George Bush drink the blood of every man, woman, and child in Iraq!"

"I like to make sexy time!"

"My moustache still tastes of your testes!"

"Her vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard's robe."


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0443453/quotes
 
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