[Mark Brown]

I find it most effective to not give two figs what other people think about you. This is the key to happiness.

I'm 43 and a normal 20 year old looks like a child to me. Gross. As I get older the age of the women I find attractive also gets older. If I were ever single I'm not sure I could see myself dating anyone under 30.

No, no, no.

You are looking at it all wrong boss.

While it is convenient that as I age I have a broader appreciation of beauty, you don't want to go and be saying crazy things like that. If 20 year old girls were gorgeous 20 years ago.... they still are now

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[BlueRocker]

I'm 43 and a normal 20 year old looks like a child to me. Gross. As I get older the age of the women I find attractive also gets older. If I were ever single I'm not sure I could see myself dating anyone under 30.

There's an Excel formula

=if('your_age'/2+7<'her_age',"NO",(if('her_age'-'your_daughters_age'<7,"NO","YES"))

 

[laristotle]

A few guys at work were looking at the young sunshine girl in the paper.
Middle aged guy made a comment that I'm sure you all can imagine.
I said 'man, she could be your daughter'. To which he replied 'yeah, but she's not'.

 

[Vally]

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[Mooh]

Whatever happened to half your age plus 7?

 

[Mark Brown]

Whatever happened to half your age plus 7?

I got older!!

 

[YaReMi]

Is this a serious thread?

 

[BlueRocker]

Whatever happened to half your age plus 7?

The formula is half your age plus 7, unless she's not at least 7 years older than your daughter. New math.

 

[Mark Brown]

Is this a serious thread?

I was being serious.

 

[SmoggyTwinkles]

What a great opportunity to say:

No.

I lost my virginity to a 17 year old hot rod when I just turned 15.

Doesn't matter in the long run, but back then I was like "why is this happening?" Never will figure that out.

 

[SmoggyTwinkles]

Is this a serious thread?

Not for me because I skipped to the end. There should be a whole lot of laughs and fear in this thing, the whole gamut. I think the thread title allows all responders to go buck wild IMO.

 

[Rollin Hand]

Well, it works for Leonardo DiCaprio....

I prefer a woman that has life experience. You have to be able to talk to each other.

 

[Okay Player]

Well, it works for Leonardo DiCaprio....

I prefer a woman that has life experience. You have to be able to talk to each other.

"Looks" not "is". This woman is 23 years old, but had her growth stunted so shes like 50 pounds and 3 feet tall.

 

[guitarman2]

I'm 43 and a normal 20 year old looks like a child to me. Gross. As I get older the age of the women I find attractive also gets older. If I were ever single I'm not sure I could see myself dating anyone under 30.

I agree. My wife is 4 years younger than me. Thats as young as I go.

 

[Rollin Hand]

"Looks" not "is". This woman is 23 years old, but had her growth stunted so shes like 50 pounds and 3 feet tall.

That's different.

I tend to look at the whole person (intelligence and humour are my thing) rather than outward appearances.

Even if there is nothing odd going on, one would need to be ready for questions and judgement should they fall for someone in that situation.

 

[seapotato]

I mean sure I still think 20 year old women can be gorgeous, however...

If you were actually in a relationship with one, filling the 23:55 per day where you're not having sex would be torture.
Having a device in your pocket containing the sum of all human knowledge for your entire life means you don't really need to know anything.
There's a "locals" table at a pub we frequent, young waitresses sit there sometimes on their breaks. Beautiful girls but wow there are some shocking knowledge gaps.

I couldn't do it. (In the incredibly unlikely event the possibility even arose- not to mention happily married 🤣)


And on a shittier note, a couple years ago, one of my oldest friends got taken away from his house (and wife and 8 yr old daughter 🤬🤬) in handcuffs for having "the largest child porn collection they'd ever seen."

Still awaiting sentencing, and I hope he gets proper prison and the living shit beat out of him on a daily basis.

Pretty horrible situation and its kinda made me feel creepy even looking at young women...not to mention I'm apparently a shit judge of character.

 

[Milkman]

I agree. My wife is 4 years younger than me. Thats as young as I go.

So, when you were 18 she was 14.....(perv)...


Kidding. My wife is also four years younger than I am.

 

[allthumbs56]

I agree. My wife is 4 years younger than me. Thats as young as I go.

Also, she's your wife so best to not go younger OR older OR other 😎

 

[guitarman2]

Also, she's your wife so best to not go younger OR older OR other 😎

Yes that was definitely implied.

 

[seapotato]

Also, she's your wife so best to not go younger OR older OR other 😎

My wife is 3 weeks older than me.

Those are always the best 3 weeks of the year. 🤣🤣🤣