he's the only guy who can slam a revolving door.
he's counted to infinity, twice
he can hear sign language
he's the reason waldo is hiding
he's the only guy who can punch a cyclops between the eye
he can make fire by rubbing 2 ice cubes together
he can do a wheelie on a unicycle
You're right and potentially wrong. When CN jokes hit their peak a few years back, we did a big family trip and brought along a book of "Chuck Norris facts". Quite likely that many of the ones in the top 100 list were in the book, that was read to me by cackling family members in the back seat. After the first 300 or so, they all start to sound like you've heard them before. That doesn't stop them from being funny, though.
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