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The difference between a banjo and a trampoline is that you take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline!....what do you call 100 banjos at the bottom of the ocean? A good start! My apologies to banjo players

Q: How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
A: Give him a sheet of music.

Q: Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
A: For fingering A minor.

Q: How do you get a million dollars?
A: Start off with 2 million and try to make a living playing the guitar.

Q: What do you call a successful guitarist?
A: A guy whose wife has 2 jobs.

Q: Why do guitarists tour the most in the summer?
A: So they can visit all their kids.

Q: What's the difference between a guitarist and god?
A: god doesn't think he's a guitarist.

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What do you throw a drowning Bass Player/Guitarist?
His Amp.

Why can't the singer come in the house?
He Can't find the key and is not sure when to come in.

How do you tell when a drummer is knocking at your door?
The Knocking speeds up

Why is a drummer's brain so valuable to transplant doctors?
It's never been used.

What's the difference between Lemmy and God
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