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Sex with a bearded man- The Beards


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I haven't hit puberty yet...can't grow a beard
 
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I shaved my beard completely off once, ... 1974,.... or was it '75,... maybe '73. Whatever
 
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My husband has had a beard forever. He shaved it off once and grew Elvis sideburns(muttonchops I think they're called)I hated it. He looks so handsome and distinguished with facial hair. It's got a slight bit of grey in it. I really like it. It really looks good. He keeps it neat and trimmed.

One time he entered a ZZ top beard contest. He let it grow for a year. I didn't like it. It just got really ratty looking.

Or.............how about those guys that braid their beards or even put it in a ponytail.
 

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I don't like my bard that long--I also don't like it too short--had it for years...
 
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I used to grow mine for the winter (insulation).
Always had to trim it though.
After an inch of growth, it gets wavy, not in a nice way.
My wife says I look like a billy goat.
Clean shaven now except for a cheechy mustache.

 

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If your beard grows straight, consider yourself lucky ;)

I actually trimmed it down to a half inch give or take, for the first time in a few years. It gets knotted very easily when it gets long, and after a while I'm tired of trying to get a brush or comb through it.

 

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Last time I shaved was not that long ago (2000s). "It'll look fine," she said. "But you've had the orthodontic work done," she said. ...

Still look like a toothless yokel (extreme case of british guitarist syndrome, exacerbated by quack ortho work). "Oh.... yeah Ok you were right." Being right never felt so anti-climactic.
 

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My husband has had a beard forever. He shaved it off once and grew Elvis sideburns(muttonchops I think they're called)I hated it. He looks so handsome and distinguished with facial hair. It's got a slight bit of grey in it. I really like it. It really looks good. He keeps it neat and trimmed.

One time he entered a ZZ top beard contest. He let it grow for a year. I didn't like it. It just got really ratty looking.

Or.............how about those guys that braid their beards or even put it in a ponytail.
Complete with beads.
 

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Been letting it grow for the winter, my hair too. Looks like I live in a cave. I grow it for the winter, but this year I am on a mission. Wife hates it. I will have a shave and a haircut when spring comes.
 

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I shaved my beard off in the '80s when I noticed that nearly everyone else wearing one was a socialist or a Liberal. The resurgence of beards among capitalist sports players hasn't won me back. I think they generally look like crap, Buddha's and Betty's and cboutlier's excepted, of course! :D

(BTW Betty, you're not nearly as pretty as I'd imagined you were!)
 
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