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According to thousands of amped-up sources nationwide, a guitar solo in which the guy bends the strings really
far while leaning his head back and grimacing is currently a top national priority. Additionally, citizens from all
50 states emphasized the importance of the guitarist running all over the stage, jumping off an amplifier, and
then sliding on his knees through the lead singer’s legs while rocking out hard the entire time.
 

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"After all, I taught God how to play guitar"

 
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hey Tchaikovsky, tell ROGER WATERS the news...

his new album is screaming for some GUITAR SOLOS or MINIMOOG SOLOS
 

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ha, thanks man!

still looking for a good pan galactic gargle blaster
 
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still looking for a good pan galactic gargle blaster
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

Ingredients:
Ice
.5 oz Bourbon
.75 oz Gin
1 oz Sour Apple Pucker
.5 oz Blue Curacao
1 oz Lemon Juice
.5 oz Simple Syrup
1 Lemon Twist

 

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What happened to the plutonium???

Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

Ingredients:
Ice
.5 oz Bourbon
.75 oz Gin
1 oz Sour Apple Pucker
.5 oz Blue Curacao
1 oz Lemon Juice
.5 oz Simple Syrup
1 Lemon Twist

 
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  • Take the juice from one bottle of Ol' Janx Spirit.
  • Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V
  • Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
  • Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
  • Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle, sweet and mystic.
  • Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.
  • Sprinkle Zamphuor.
  • Add an olive.
  • Drink...
 
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Take the juice from one bottle of Ol' Janx Spirit.
"Oh don't give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit
No, don't you give me none more of that Old Janx Spirit
For my head will fly, my tongue will lie, my eyes will fry and I may die
Won't you pour me one more of that sinful Old Janx Spirit
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—An ancient Orion mining son
 

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The Onion had an item some years back announcing that Yngwie Malmsteen was officially changing his name to Yngwie Fucking Malmsteen.
 
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