The OFFICIAL Great Canadian Guitar Forum Story Thread!!!!!

[GuitaristZ]

Here's how this goes: I post something, then the next person posts what happens next in the story, and so on and so on. Try and make it make sense, and if someone else gets to the next one before you, just edit it blank, or redo it so it refers to the last post.
Basically, Just tell a story by each person adding three words at a time.
YOU CAN ONLY ADD 3 WORDS MAX AT A TIME!

no profanity or offensive content please!

ok, let's start.

"There was once..."

[noobcake]

an intoxicated raccoon

[PaulS]

Who's name was

[GuitarsCanada]

Edward Van Halen

[rbwi]

he was very

[noobcake]

intoxicated and smelly

[Hamm Guitars]

and looked like

[searchin4signal]

Keith Richards' son.

[GuitaristZ]

which worked at...

[jcayer]

a place called

[GuitaristZ]

guitar centre and...

[Tarbender]

fish bait emporium.

[jcayer]

One day after work...

[auger]

was finished he

[rbwi]

smoked crack and

[noobcake]

did three backflips

[bRian]

landing face first.

[PaulS]

Embarrassed he quickly

[Tarbender]

covered his crack

[GuitaristZ]

all the while...

[KTownPete]

avoiding eye contact with ...

[GuitaristZ]

a hottt girl named...

[auger]

hosey Rosey who

[jcayer]

was the ex girlfriend of ...

[GuitaristZ]

Dave Mustaine which...

[noobcake]

was very horrible

[rbwi]

looking and smelly

[jcayer]

So, taking his courage ...

[searchin4signal]

he ran over

[Crossroads]

a centipede crossing

[noobcake]

sweet home alabama

[GuitaristZ]

while eating a...

[auger]

a keylime pie

[PaulS]

and sipping on

[sneakypete]

a tequila sunrise while

[Coustfan'01]

soloing on a

[rbwi]

frankensteined kramer guitar

[noobcake]

that vaguely resembled

[GuitaristZ]

pete townshend's mother....

[sneakypete]

`s buttocks. But then

[jcayer]

David Lee Roth ...

[sneakypete]

began to sing


editied due to the strict rules of the thread, usually I fart in the general direction of rules but

[rbwi]

Sammy Hagar came

[jcayer]

out of the closet...

[RIFF WRATH]

....and then...


(only used up 2 words 'cause some peaple are cheating LOL)

cheers
RIFF

[auger]

had the audacity..

[Tarbender]

to break wind

[noobcake]

opened his mouth to sing and emptied the room, but
sneakypete, just cause you're in japan, doesn't mean you get to use not 3 but 10 words...:mad: lol, you didn't read the instructions did ya?

[M_A_T_T]

in my face

[sneakypete]

instructions?

[sneakypete]

OH...THOSE instructions...no I didn`t read em. OK...back to the show...

[GuitaristZ]

OH...THOSE instructions...no I didn`t read em. OK...back to the show...

so teletubbies attacked....

[PaulS]

but Eddie was

[rbwi]

high on heroine

[sneakypete]

but down on

[sneakypete]

his luck

[...had to add something...post too short]

[SCREEM]

....Fender offered,

[sneakypete]

to resurrect Leo

[jcayer]

But Valeri Bertinelli...

[auger]

likes guitar players

[Tarbender]

with short fingers.

[sneakypete]

Meanwhile, back at

[rbwi]

eddie's crack house

[SCREEM]

an explosion,

[PaulS]

rocked the neighborhood...

[noobcake]

so the cops

[SCREEM]

gave Eddie a

[sneakypete]

blow up doll

[jcayer]

that looked like...

[rbwi]

david lee roth

[Tarbender]

... in drag.

[SCREEM]

Eddie loved

[noobcake]

it so much

[Hamm Guitars]

He invited Joan Rivers

[jcayer]

to blow the doll :eek:

[GuitaristZ]

to blow the doll :eek:
:eek: Stones :eek:

[jcayer]

hum, blow in the sense of inflate...:oops:

[auger]

up with dynamite

[sneakypete]

but she said

[noobcake]

eat my poo

[KTownPete]

with plastic chopsticks

[Luke98]

wrapped in celophane.

[SCREEM]

Eddie was jealous

[GuitaristZ]

of Alex Trebek's....

[SCREEM]

indifference to guitars

[sneakypete]

`cause he plays

[SCREEM]

the bologna picollo

[laristotle]

"Great Googly Moogly!"

[sneakypete]

was heard above

[jcayer]

when Joan Rivers ...

[SCREEM]

latest facelift went

[PaulS]

down on the

[rbwi]

lap of eddie

[sneakypete]

`s worn jeans

[SCREEM]

and boots, meanwhile

[jcayer]

Eddie's dog...

[rbwi]

humped michael anthony

[SCREEM]

. Janet Jackson's nipple

[KTownPete]

made an appearance

[auger]

by peaking its

[SCREEM]

media coverage in

[GuitaristZ]

100 Posts!!! 100 Posts!!! 100 Posts!!! 100 Posts!!! 100 Posts!!! 100 Posts!!! 100 Posts!!! 100 Posts!!! 100 Posts!!! 100 Posts!!! 100 Posts!!! 100 Posts!!! 100 Posts!!! 100 Posts!!! 100 Posts!!! 100 Posts!!! 100 Posts!!! 100 Posts!!! 100 Posts!!! 100 Posts!!! 100 Posts!!! 100 Posts!!! 100 Posts!!! 100 Posts!!! 100 Posts!!! 100 Posts!!! 100 Posts!!! 100 Posts!!! 100 Posts!!! 100 Posts!!! 100 Posts!!! 100 Posts!!!

[jcayer]

...100 posts ...


stamps ....

[sneakypete]

nipples ofthe stars

[GuitaristZ]

were destroyed by...

[zinga]

slayer the badger

[jcayer]

using a ...

[auger]

set of dentures

[PaulS]

and a gold

[GuitaristZ]

spork which looked

[rbwi]

like eddie's pipe

[SCREEM]

. Peanutbutter sandwiches

[KTownPete]

were scattered among

[SCREEM]

the beachcombers

[jcayer]

who were just...

[rbwi]

shooting eddie's smack

[KTownPete]

until Bruno Gerussi*


---------------------------
*n.b., Canadian content

[Tarbender]

broke wind again.

[rbwi]

in the face

[auger]

of some old

[rbwi]

lady that said

[jcayer]

Bruno, You should ...

[rbwi]

not eat beans

[jcayer]

for breakfast because ...

[rbwi]

you will fart

[GuitaristZ]

which will explode...

[auger]

outwards towards your

[GuitaristZ]

girlfriend who is..

[rbwi]

david lee roth

(not that there's anything wrong with that):D :D

[GuitaristZ]

but nobody knew that...

(sorry about 4 words)

[SCREEM]

Dave dug sweatyassfarts

[rbwi]

he's an Eproctophiliac


(fart fetishism )

[SCREEM]

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